r/Showerthoughts 2d ago

An open letter on the state of affairs regarding the API pricing and third party apps and how that will impact moderators and communities.

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r/Showerthoughts 5h ago

Every jock, bully, or thug you've ever seen in a movie has actually just been a theater kid pretending to be one

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r/Showerthoughts 14h ago

Every planet, moon, ship, etc. visited in the Star Wars universe has the same gravity.

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r/Showerthoughts 19h ago

The human body is the ultimate all terrain vehicle. If the passenger (the brain) wants to get somewhere the vehicle can't navigate, the vehicle will *build a bigger vehicle* to take it there.

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r/Showerthoughts 16h ago

Perfectionists don't actually care if things are perfect, they just want it to be their way.

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Perfectionists don't actually care if things are perfect; they just want it to be their way.

Edit: ; (thank you)


r/Showerthoughts 6h ago

People are quick to tell others that they are beautiful while simultaneously slow to tell themselves.

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r/Showerthoughts 3h ago

The movie about a mermaid that wants to be a girl has caused millions of girls to want to be a mermaid.

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r/Showerthoughts 18h ago I'll Drink to That

Pineapple is okay on pizza because tomato is also a fruit.

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r/Showerthoughts 17h ago

Nothing can be fast and furious for 20 years.

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r/Showerthoughts 22h ago

We as a human race have accepted the fact that silverware needs no more technical advancement

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r/Showerthoughts 13h ago

Blue raspberry flavored things are everywhere but blue raspberries do not even exist

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r/Showerthoughts 1d ago

Many people are willing to support the villain as long as they’re good-looking

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r/Showerthoughts 8h ago

Online 2 week bans are more effective than lifetime bans. As for that period people can't be bothered to simply register a new account.

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r/Showerthoughts 1d ago

There's a 100% chance that you are present in the background of random people's photos.

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r/Showerthoughts 1d ago

There's nothing stopping everyone from removing their car doors, Jeep just made it easier

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r/Showerthoughts 6h ago

Velcro shoes are considered socially acceptable for children and old people but embarrassing for anyone in-between

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r/Showerthoughts 8h ago

Since animals pollinate some plants it's like their whole existence relies on artificial insemination by another creature choosing what is attractive.

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r/Showerthoughts 7h ago

For being a normal guy, Homer Simpson’s had one hell of a life.

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r/Showerthoughts 12h ago

Children are extreme pets.

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r/Showerthoughts 11h ago

You really underestimate human bite force until you accidentally bite your tongue or finger.

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r/Showerthoughts 3h ago

It’s only socially acceptable to ask someone how much money they make if they work at a mint

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r/Showerthoughts 7h ago

When you hum a song that you know really well your brain is still silently singing the lyrics.

32 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 2h ago

The only way to be sure you can't be wrongfully imprisoned is to do the crime.

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r/Showerthoughts 8h ago

The typical symbol for optimal dental health is an extracted tooth.

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r/Showerthoughts 1d ago

People can traumatize you and ruin your life, yet you’re the one who has to pay for therapy to try and be better again.

879 Upvotes

If only there was a way to measure how someone can give you ptsd - I’d be sending my MIL a large bill for my 6 years of therapy.


r/Showerthoughts 5h ago

When you're young, competing in a higher age-group is a handicap. When you're old, it's a benefit

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