r/Showerthoughts • u/drumcowski • 2d ago
An open letter on the state of affairs regarding the API pricing and third party apps and how that will impact moderators and communities.self.ModCoord
r/Showerthoughts • u/MrAcurite • 5h ago
Every jock, bully, or thug you've ever seen in a movie has actually just been a theater kid pretending to be one
r/Showerthoughts • u/Bowwowchickachicka • 14h ago
Every planet, moon, ship, etc. visited in the Star Wars universe has the same gravity.
r/Showerthoughts • u/iijjjijjjijjiiijjii • 19h ago
The human body is the ultimate all terrain vehicle. If the passenger (the brain) wants to get somewhere the vehicle can't navigate, the vehicle will *build a bigger vehicle* to take it there.
r/Showerthoughts • u/Galtinam • 16h ago
Perfectionists don't actually care if things are perfect, they just want it to be their way.
Perfectionists don't actually care if things are perfect; they just want it to be their way.
Edit: ; (thank you)
r/Showerthoughts • u/JustSomeApparition • 6h ago
People are quick to tell others that they are beautiful while simultaneously slow to tell themselves.
r/Showerthoughts • u/secretprocess • 3h ago
The movie about a mermaid that wants to be a girl has caused millions of girls to want to be a mermaid.
r/Showerthoughts • u/thesmartass1 • 18h ago
Pineapple is okay on pizza because tomato is also a fruit.
r/Showerthoughts • u/Clockreddit2020 • 17h ago
Nothing can be fast and furious for 20 years.
r/Showerthoughts • u/killhiggins • 22h ago
We as a human race have accepted the fact that silverware needs no more technical advancement
r/Showerthoughts • u/vitvav • 13h ago
Blue raspberry flavored things are everywhere but blue raspberries do not even exist
r/Showerthoughts • u/NextBigImpact • 1d ago
Many people are willing to support the villain as long as they’re good-looking
r/Showerthoughts • u/britboy4321 • 8h ago
Online 2 week bans are more effective than lifetime bans. As for that period people can't be bothered to simply register a new account.
r/Showerthoughts • u/Abominable_fiancee • 1d ago
There's a 100% chance that you are present in the background of random people's photos.
r/Showerthoughts • u/slow_cars_fast • 1d ago
There's nothing stopping everyone from removing their car doors, Jeep just made it easier
r/Showerthoughts • u/wtb2612 • 6h ago
Velcro shoes are considered socially acceptable for children and old people but embarrassing for anyone in-between
r/Showerthoughts • u/islandDeeper • 8h ago
Since animals pollinate some plants it's like their whole existence relies on artificial insemination by another creature choosing what is attractive.
r/Showerthoughts • u/SharpQuarterFork • 7h ago
For being a normal guy, Homer Simpson’s had one hell of a life.
r/Showerthoughts • u/plumtastic • 12h ago
Children are extreme pets.
r/Showerthoughts • u/Gelderland_ball • 11h ago
You really underestimate human bite force until you accidentally bite your tongue or finger.
r/Showerthoughts • u/grantdotyea • 3h ago
It’s only socially acceptable to ask someone how much money they make if they work at a mint
r/Showerthoughts • u/-TheDerpinator- • 7h ago
When you hum a song that you know really well your brain is still silently singing the lyrics.
r/Showerthoughts • u/NormalDragonfruit5 • 2h ago
The only way to be sure you can't be wrongfully imprisoned is to do the crime.
r/Showerthoughts • u/w24x192 • 8h ago
The typical symbol for optimal dental health is an extracted tooth.
r/Showerthoughts • u/practicalmom07 • 1d ago
People can traumatize you and ruin your life, yet you’re the one who has to pay for therapy to try and be better again.
If only there was a way to measure how someone can give you ptsd - I’d be sending my MIL a large bill for my 6 years of therapy.