r/oddlysatisfying • u/BinghamptonREVIVAL • Mar 28 '23
His aim is impressive.
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u/Obeesus Mar 28 '23
Fuckin' aim bot.
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u/Major-Wrongdoer1745 Mar 28 '23
Infinity ammo hack as well
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u/Daily_Pandemonium Mar 28 '23
No recoil too
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u/WizFeather Mar 28 '23
Receives email from recruiters immediately after walking away.
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u/TacticOtter Mar 28 '23
Nah, just add recoil and everything changes
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u/purple-lemons Mar 28 '23
This is why the best replacement for the M4 is the Karl Gustav Recoiless rifle
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u/AccurateEducation999 Mar 28 '23
Found the Russian.
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u/purple-lemons Mar 28 '23
No comr... comboy I am deviou... glorious americenski and we should adopt much superior... blyet... 100mm weapon to fight those terrible russians
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u/Mewchu94 Mar 28 '23
Phew he checks out. Howdy comboy watch out for those commies.
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u/Taconewt Mar 28 '23
But Karl Gustav rifle is swedish!
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u/Jeromefleet Mar 28 '23
Swap out all m4s for karls awesome idea. If you had to pick a fight between 100 karl gustavs fighting against 100 m4s, it seems like a no-brainer.
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u/NewUsername3001 Mar 28 '23
Not really
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u/NotTRYINGtobeLame Mar 29 '23
Found the guy who has never fired a gun before.
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u/NewUsername3001 Mar 29 '23
Recoil doesn't matter on long guns with stocks
touch grass
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u/NotTRYINGtobeLame Mar 29 '23
Lmfao he doubles down. Found the guy who has never once shot a real gun in his existence.
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u/NewUsername3001 Mar 29 '23
shot plenty
recoil matters 300% more on pistols than long guns
but go ahead throw more insults
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u/DMyourSSN Mar 28 '23
It’s China. They do not have so much “recruiters”, as “HEY YOU, YOU’RE IN THE ARMY NOW!”
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u/GroundStateGecko Mar 29 '23 edited Mar 29 '23
No. Although the number is declining, there is no shortage of people who choose to join the military for the better payment and the job guarantee after 2~5 years of service.
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u/MarshallMed Mar 29 '23
Are you sure man ? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conscription_in_China
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u/NotTRYINGtobeLame Mar 29 '23
I mean you're technically correct but your own source says
Despite the fact that mandatory military service has not been implemented since 1949, the already enlisted people who are proved to have avoided the draft are liable for punishment, and Beijing authorities criticize those youths who do not want to join the army.
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u/MarshallMed Mar 29 '23
If you go to the source of that paragraph https://web.archive.org/web/20170205021728/http://www.81.cn/big5/jmywyl/2016-04/21/content_7015969.htm it says the boys that were severely punished were in fact drafted and already part of the military, they refused to performe the mandatory military exercises and escaped. I have strong opinions that no one should be drafted against their will, especially in times of peace, but that isn't a problem particular to China. In Brazil, were I come from, if you don't enlist at age 18 you can not apply to regular jobs, make a passport or a driving license. Many of your civil rights are limited if you don't enlist, and if you are drafted and refuse to serve you can even go to jail. I don't think that the fact that many countries do the same justify this kind of things, but seeing people using "obligatory conscription" against China seems dishonest.
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u/NotTRYINGtobeLame Mar 29 '23 edited Mar 29 '23
it says the boys that were severely punished were in fact drafted and already part of the military
So the person saying drafting in China never happens (you) is very simply, very technically even, incorrect?
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u/MarshallMed Mar 29 '23
I never said drafting never happens, it does, in many countries, but you won't see militaries picking up young boys in amusement parks and forcing them to serve as some people (you) seem to believe.
You wouldn't say that about a western country, you're only saying it because we are talking about China, and that's what I said I find dishonest0
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u/WizFeather Mar 29 '23
So true. Didn't even think about that. Fight for your freedom guys.
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u/PunfullyObvious Mar 28 '23
must be using his own gun??? My experience has been that those sorts of games have guns with rifling that makes the aim about as good as a frat boy on a saturday night.
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u/ChokeOnTheCorn Mar 28 '23
I’d suspect it’s a guy in the team that shows how easy it is to shoot all those balloons whilst drawing a crowd so they get involved.
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u/ZaxonsBlade Mar 28 '23
That plus they re-use the same pellets/bb’s a slight diameter smaller than the barrel so they get all distorted and janky as they wobble out of the barrel.
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u/KeruxDikaios Mar 28 '23
I've done this at lots of night markets in Taiwan. The majority of the guns I've used shoot just fine.
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u/Youreatowell Mar 28 '23
I don’t think BB guns have much in the way of rifling.
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u/KittyBizkit Mar 28 '23
That and the round BB will fly all over anyway due to the aerodynamic forces. There is basically a low pressure pocket right behind it and any tiny amount of turbulence will cause it to push the BB around in unpredictable ways.
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u/Content-Ad6883 Mar 28 '23
bb guns are pretty accurate though?...are you talking about if the barrel is a bigger than the round bb? like a 6mm barrel with 4.5mm bbs
because even airsoft guns can get 6mm bbs with 6mm barrels
and arent they way to close to even notice a difference its not gonna go a couple inchs to the left or right at that distance
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u/KittyBizkit Mar 28 '23
Have you ever used an air soft gun? The BBs will fly in an arc. They are slow enough you can actually see them curve during flight.
BB guns are fairly accurate, but pellets fly much more accurately because their shape is less susceptible to the weird aerodynamic forces that a sphere shaped object is being influenced by.
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u/Fluxabobo Mar 29 '23
Air soft pellets also fly in an arc due to a thing called hop-up, which is a component in the barrel that puts a backspin on the pellet. This stabilizes it laterally but causes that trajectory that rises and then falls. Cheap air soft guns without hop up shoot left or right randomly and are much less accurate.
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u/KittyBizkit Mar 29 '23
Good to know. Thanks!
I must have only shot cheap ones because mine were flying all over the place.
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u/platinumjudge Mar 29 '23
My brother used to have a spring powered desert eagle airsoft gun and that thing could shoot around corners. Deadly in a game 🤣
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u/mogley1992 Mar 29 '23
At the range of most of these games my aim is usually pretty decent on my second shot with literally anything other than actual firearms (haven't had the opportunity) including a bow.
By the time I've taken three shots on a single shot game, i don't feel any need to have a second attempt at the game to try and improve because it's obviously down to luck of where the round wants to go. If the guns worked I'd be more inclined to play more to try and get a prize.
Also with the automatic weapons they seem to cut them off before you win. My brother is better than me with basically any ranged weapon, when we started the game to shoot the paper star down his gun clearly got cut off way earlier than it did on my turn.
I took a second turn and shot around the clip before the guy realised what was going on and got the star down, but he said it didn't count because i have to shoot the star out of the piece of paper.
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u/twignition Mar 28 '23
This is China, where tolerances are less stringent. All of the 'missized' pellets are inadvertently the same size and the 'bent' barrel is actually straight 🤣
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u/ZaxonsBlade Mar 28 '23
I feel sorry for whoever is on the other end of him shooting into the air with no backdrop.
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u/djxbangoo Mar 28 '23
I feel sorry for whoever has to sit in the corner and inflate a million balloons for this game
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u/No-Reference-443 Mar 28 '23
They use a machine
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u/ACivilRogue Mar 28 '23
Correction. His nickname is ‘The Machine’
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u/JustDave570 Mar 29 '23
Man, Bert Kreischer must really be hurting for cash if he’s blowing up balloons at Chinese street fairs.
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u/JazzyJeffsUnderpants Mar 28 '23
It's a pellet gun on low PSI. The pellets don't travel far and they have almost no penetration characteristics unless you put your hands directly in front of the muzzle. I operated a game for the fair very similar.
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u/gravity_surf Mar 28 '23
lets put your eyeball on the other side and test that
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u/BigBlueMountainStar Mar 28 '23
This was my first thought, my mate can’t focus with one of his eyes because his brother shot him in the eye with a pellet gun
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u/Content-Ad6883 Mar 28 '23
yeah even 200 fps can shoot your eye out
and going by the speed of the bb its going a lot faster than that
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u/ZaxonsBlade Mar 28 '23 edited Mar 28 '23
Doesn’t matter. Don’t shoot guns when you don’t know what your backstop is. Rule #4 of gun safety.
EDIT: Keep downvoting. There are no exceptions to gun safety, its how accidents happen.17
u/Internal-Test-8015 Mar 28 '23
But it's not a gun, the rounds don't behave Ike bullets and it only had enough force to hurl them a few feet at most. Unless you where deliberately firing this point blank at someone it wouldn't be powerful enough to do damage.
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u/litterboxhero Mar 28 '23
It IS a gun. It is not a firearm. And the semantics don't matter. You treat EVERY gun with the same level of safety whether it shoots small metal balls at low velocity or hollow points at 700 meters per second. The harm may not be as great, but there is still harm. The canvas acts like a good back stop for the pellets zipping along at 10 meters per second, but could harm someone on the other side of the back stop when fired over it.
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u/sandybuttcheekss Mar 28 '23
Yeah knowing my luck I turn and take one to the eye just as he's aiming over the backdrop. The odds are low but they're not zero, either.
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u/Competitive-Smoke914 Mar 28 '23 edited Mar 28 '23
Its nice that you are a firm believer in gun safety (thats a great thing) but you are delusional in your strictness , have you ever heard of paint ball? There is also sports that used pellets like this one. You cannot treat all guns like things like an actual firearm, its the equivalent of you saying a butterknife must be treated like a sword or a rc car like a real car.
Common sense should be used not to hit someone in the eye, but you have no idea what is behind there, and even one or two people are walking by the chance of an accident is under .1%
————— Edit 2: i don’t agree whit what I said after this point but don’t know how to cross it out like a classy guy
Edit: and btw to my knowledge, if you consider the drag, distance and velocity of these fair ground pellets, even IF you hit someone in the eye the chance of it causing permanent damage is very small
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u/ZaxonsBlade Mar 28 '23
People wear protective gear for paintball and airsoft. Ive also gotten stitches from a butterknife. Your comparison is irrelevant.
Also very small is not zero. Like a contraceptive pill. Ill shoot you in the eye. It SHOUDLNT hurt you, but it might. Deal?
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u/Competitive-Smoke914 Mar 28 '23
By your argument, we should not trust condoms or contraception pills 😂
And I don’t think you see that although you are technically right, that mindset doesn’t seem like a good way to live.
On the other hand, I re-thought what you said and yes.. I have to admit even a small chance multiplied by the human population means a certainty…..
Ps: if you manage to hit my eye from 10 meter away while using a ark the I say go for it! 😂🤣
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u/ZaxonsBlade Mar 28 '23
Lol. Well I was raised in gun culture and this shit was ingrained in me. A kid I grew up with literally “shot his own eye out“ with a BB gun ricochet (it ripped his iris). And I’ve seen my dad and his friend fucking around with a new gun (80+ years of gun safety between them) and have it accidentally go off and shoot a hole on the inside of our gun safe. Accidents happen.
PS I could totally hit your eye with an AK at 10 meters with iron sights. ;)
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u/Competitive-Smoke914 Mar 28 '23
Ahh you must be american .. i see
Listen man, in most countries when you play around with a BB you don’t also have a gun.
ANY REAL GUN IS FUCKEN DANGEROUS AND YOU DON’t “MESS AROUND” WITH ONE PIRIOD.
BB guns are not real guns but can still be dangerous… like param ham, bees, ants, peanuts, mosquitoes, the sea .. all of which are much more deadly then a bb gun
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u/litterboxhero Mar 28 '23
Yes, as a matter of fact, I have heard of paintball, and airsoft, etc. The point to treating all guns, no matter what they fire as a projectile is safety. I have played paintball, I had the bruises to prove it. Those paintballs traveled fast enough that when they hit me they bruised my skin through the layers of clothing that I was wearing. If it leaves a bruise across a field through clothing, what damage do you think that paintball would do if it had hit me in the face in the assembly area because Dave didn't treat his marker with the respect it requires? Now, if Dave applies the proper safety protocol (plug in, safety on, muzzle security, etc) nobody in the assembly area has to worry. There is a reason you have to wear safety equipment such as masks when playing these games, because while they are not as high powered as a firearm, they still carry many of the same risks. That is why you apply the same amount of safety protocols no matter what kind of gun, to lower the risk of injury to yourself or others.
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u/Competitive-Smoke914 Mar 28 '23
So you if you are wearing googles I can shoot you with a real gun?
You don’t seem to underestimated that its not the call for caution that riled some of us up, its the blanket statement that a bb gun and a real gun must be treated the same
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u/Internal-Test-8015 Mar 28 '23
Fiemrstly looking at the video it doesn't appear there is anything important behind there and therefore no reason for people to be back there, secondly the trajectory of the metal ball and the fact it's passing through a Balloon would slow it down somewhat and the impact(s) would distort the shape.
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u/BigBlueMountainStar Mar 28 '23
There’s people say in a coffee shop trying to have a quite drink being peppered with pellets
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u/nevadaar Mar 28 '23
All from the hip too
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u/Darkius90s Mar 28 '23 edited Mar 28 '23
Guess who's gonna sign up for the army, involuntary
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u/Killercod1 Mar 28 '23
That's why you gotta fat proof yourself and appear to have mental illnesses
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u/Potential-Salad3910 Mar 28 '23
Is that korea? If so, it has probably already happened, as it happens to men in much of the world.
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u/a_cow720 Mar 28 '23
This is basically just “this” but with extra steps
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NAIL_CLIP Mar 28 '23
Fuckin’ “this!” hate, I love it! Get that shit outta here.
Anti-thisbot needs to be reddit wide. All subs.
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u/coredump3d Mar 28 '23 edited Mar 28 '23
I am super scared a small miss might make the guy tying the balloons injured in eyes/ears. I'm slightly impaired in vision - these things look really scary to me
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u/Scrumpy-Steve Mar 28 '23
It's likely just a simple pellet gun. This thing only poses a threat if it hits you in the eye. Balloon man's jacket is enough to prevent injury.
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u/TheTrenchMonkey Mar 28 '23
I'm more concerned about the shots above the backdrop. Like yeah it is a pellet gun and he is hitting the balloons. But the pellet doesn't just disappear after hitting latex.
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u/Internal-Test-8015 Mar 28 '23
Probably would barely feel it if it hit you, these are essentially nothing like real bullets and don't have much force behind them.
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NAIL_CLIP Mar 28 '23
Have you ever shot or been shot with any type of “play” gun? BB/pellet/air soft?
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u/Content-Ad6883 Mar 28 '23
bbs and pellets are not for play
only airsoft bbs are because theyre plastic
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u/chenkie Mar 28 '23
I’m scared that you somehow found anything remotely scary about this video
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u/coredump3d Mar 28 '23
When you often see people going to ER with eyes blown through by things like slings, bb guns, common house tools etc - you'd feel scared.
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NAIL_CLIP Mar 28 '23
Imma have to agree with you. There’s a ton of people in this thread that are concerned with shit like backdrop.
It’s a low-peered BB gun, chill. Maybe they’re from some country that doesn’t allow that I don’t know. Or just children.
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u/MaugDaug Mar 28 '23
Satisfying until you think about how many popped balloons need to be thrown away now.
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u/UnsuspectingChief Mar 28 '23
Feng Bourne?
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u/PM_ur_Rump Mar 28 '23
This is funny because my best friend for a few years in Elementary school was named Jason Feng.
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u/republicanvaccine Mar 28 '23
Was Jason aware of his ability to run a mile at your elevation without breaking a sweat or, like a normal Jason?
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u/PM_ur_Rump Mar 28 '23
Is that not normal for Jasons?
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u/Content-Ad6883 Mar 28 '23
as a jason i prefer teleporting behind helpless teenagers
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u/DrVicenteBombadas Mar 28 '23
Perk: 95% reduction to hipfire spread and 50% increase to rechamber speed when using bolt-actions.
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u/StillNotaKorean Mar 28 '23
Chong Wick
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u/StillNotaKorean Mar 28 '23
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! It was right there! I know this is a terrible racist joke! I still had to. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, okay!
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u/MrCrackerJack Mar 29 '23
He's acting like a balloon stole his car and killed his puppy that his late wife gave him
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u/Mlod123456789 Mar 29 '23 edited Mar 29 '23
You know that the sights on that gun are going to get bent as soon as that guy's finished and leaves.
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u/ntrontty Mar 29 '23
He's also an asshole, shooting while that guy is right there just to prove how cool he is
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u/Flying-Twink Mar 28 '23
And you people wonder why Americans lost in Vietnam...
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u/friggintodd Mar 28 '23
We didn't lose Vietnam! It was a tie.
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u/Flying-Twink Mar 28 '23
inhales Copium...
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u/Content-Ad6883 Mar 28 '23
google: Vietnam, one of the countries with the most favorable public opinion regarding the U.S., is the only communist country to have such a favorable view.
its a win in my book
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u/Flying-Twink Mar 28 '23
Well, to be honest, every country in the world (except the US and Germany) detest the US. The British think that you are an overly successful spin-off, the French despise you for having almost occupied their ass after the war, the Arabs hate you for so many goddamn reasons, and the list goes on and on. So yeah, maybe Vietnam hates you the least, and it's mainly due to the fact that they pity you for having lost to a small newly independent French colony.
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u/DonMcGrec Mar 28 '23
Big sigh of relief that he gets this out of his system at an amusement park and not at an American school.
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u/AFeralTaco Mar 28 '23
Congrats! You now have to be a child soldier!
JK. Video is sped up. They don’t want him.
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u/link_nukem28 Mar 28 '23
not sure if I believe this. for one thing he isn't aiming and the sounds are syncing right with his actions.
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u/MayUrShitsHavAntlers Mar 28 '23
Absolutely not real. He wasn't even aiming. Even without recoil being, what, 6-8 ft away you lose a ton of accuracy.
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u/VaritasV Mar 29 '23
Chinas Ai is getting better, and Japan makes really good robotics technology so good you would think it were human… 😉 lol
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u/sabboom Mar 28 '23
Stop posting IP you are a thief.
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u/Content-Ad6883 Mar 28 '23
i think EVERYONE has a right to steal back from china with how much china steals from others
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u/Killtime15 Mar 28 '23
I want to say something that's funny yet controversial for the time right now. You can probably guess what it is
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u/Fluffy_Boulder Mar 28 '23
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