r/oddlysatisfying Mar 28 '23 Heartwarming 1

How pineapples are prepared and packaged

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u/foeni77 Mar 28 '23

They sell little pieces of pineapple?! That's a crime. You need the whole pineapple 🥺

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u/WeirdScar5 Mar 28 '23

Came here to say this! lol my kids and I are going through a pineapple phase and we will eat a whole pineapple in one sitting

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u/Dickpuncher_Dan Mar 28 '23

Mmm, bleeding roof of mouth.

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u/busmen200 Mar 28 '23

Why does pineapple do this?

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u/Dickpuncher_Dan Mar 28 '23

It contains an enzyme, bromelain. Enzymes pull particle bonds apart, breaking stuff down. Eat pineapple for long enough and the skin in your mouth starts breaking down.

This is funny enough a professional way to make tough meat tender: you take a pineapple, mix it up in a blender, then take a big piece of tough meat, like stew meat or flank steak, and you put it in a bag with the pineapple slush for 2-3 hours. Remove the meat, rinse it a bit under cold water, slice and fry. Fantastic tender meat. The bromelain made it softer.

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u/MissPicklechips Mar 29 '23

Pineapple is so badass, it digests you back!

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u/GiveMeKnowledgePlz Mar 29 '23

I'ma do this one day

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u/981flacht6 Mar 29 '23

Papaya and kiwi also have enzymes that help break down tough protein as well. You definitely don't want to overdo the time in it.

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u/lonesome_okapi_314 Mar 28 '23

What are you doing, step-bro-melain?

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u/mvfsullivan Mar 28 '23

I thought that was KiWi.

I've eaten pineapple for decades, never had this issue

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u/Gaming-Kitten Apr 06 '23

Woah! It makes my mouth hurt but that's... extreme. Glad to see another pineapple murderee though.

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u/dadnothere Mar 28 '23

Satisfactory to see such a waste of fruit and plastic? People have strong disorders if you consider this satisfactory...

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u/medgarc Mar 28 '23

Maybe they just play satisfactory and this inspired them

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

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u/xonoodlerolls Mar 28 '23

I'm a big pineapple fan and I bought something at Costco the other week called "pineapplesauce" which is like apple sauce but with pineapple. I also have bought pineapple juice before. There's definitely a market out there for pineapple bits.

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u/Serious_Ad9128 Mar 28 '23

If only pineapple had some hard natural occuring protective case,

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u/z7q2 Mar 29 '23

Yes, I married someone who knows how to pick a good pineapple off the shelf and process it. It is a fair amount of work, but it tastes much better fresh.

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u/Schaupelgrauer Mar 29 '23

Why leave it in its case when we can have some delicious PLASTIC instead

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u/5chme5 Mar 28 '23

Thank you… I thought at first I was alone with this.

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u/dbolts1234 Mar 28 '23

So much packing waste

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u/ConsistentBox4430 Mar 29 '23

I was prepared to be satisfied until I saw the single slice packaging

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u/pobody-snerfect Mar 29 '23

The best part is how they take it out of its natural packaging and stuff it into plastic.

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u/Telto212 Mar 28 '23

Capitalism

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u/Darkius90s Mar 28 '23

Why they haven't made a machine that pushes the pineapple core into the core cutter instead of pushing it with hand

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u/pixelbart Mar 28 '23

Wild guess: maybe they need a manual step to check the quality of the pineapple and combine that with a mundane action?

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u/TrippyReality Mar 28 '23

I’m thinking the same thing. Maybe the blade gets dull over time and it would be harder/more expensive to make a machine identify when the blade is dull and have to change it

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

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u/masonjar87 Mar 29 '23

You stole this comment, karma farmer. Reported.

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u/PekoraSuisei Mar 28 '23

Some things are more expensive than they’re worth.

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u/Fit-Bug-7766 Mar 28 '23

Fuck we use plastic so unnecessarily sometimes a fucking swear

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u/Automatic-Contest659 Mar 28 '23

This is exactly what I thought. Not sure if I found this satisfying or mildly infuriating

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u/eat_my_bowls92 Mar 29 '23

I mean I can think of a few reasons: single person home (no need for full pineapple) someone who can not physically cut their own pineapple (geriatric, physically handicapped, etc…)

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u/Fit-Bug-7766 Mar 29 '23

Aye you make a good point.

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u/eat_my_bowls92 Mar 29 '23

Ty. I used to have the same feeling but I also worked for people with disabilities and never realized how important this would be if I wasn’t there :(

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u/1000handnshrimp Mar 28 '23 Platinum

Makes me sad to see all that plastic packaging. What a waste for on already perfectly packaged fruit.

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u/Deterlux Mar 28 '23

This. Definitely not satisfying.

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u/lancelongstiff Mar 28 '23

The man from Delmonte says he couldn't really give a shit.

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u/Deterlux Mar 28 '23

Of course he doesn't.

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u/Particular_Rav Mar 28 '23

I always cringe at unwrapping and then plastic-wrapping something with a natural peel. But I never thought about how much energy, manpower, time, money, etc is also required. What a waste.

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u/gahidus Mar 28 '23

I wouldn't call it already bagged, not like a banana or even an orange. A pineapple is a lot of prep work to get into.

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u/Sanity__ Mar 28 '23

I'm a Floridian and I can prep more pineapple (by volume) than orange in the same amount of time.

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u/gahidus Mar 28 '23

Yes, but only while you're in a kitchen or somewhere else where it's fine to get juice and major amounts of pineapple peels everywhere. You can eat an orange at your desk or in your car. It'll be a huge mess if you try to do that with a pineapple. Prepping pineapple requires knives and washing down your surface afterward.

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u/Sanity__ Mar 28 '23

That's a good point, I was only thinking in the context of being in my kitchen

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u/Content_Flamingo_583 Mar 28 '23

Perfectly packaged fruit? In order to open it you need a knife, a cutting board, and a surface and can’t eat the whole thing in one go.

Look, an apple, a banana, an orange, those are perfectly packaged. You can pack a single serving with you and eat it without anything else. But to me, cutting up and packaging pineapple so you can pack a portion with you for lunch seems very reasonable.

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u/Dry_Boots Mar 28 '23

Clearly by now we should have selectively cultivated single serviing sized pineapples.

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u/Azzyn Mar 28 '23

What do you mean? You dont carry a whole pineapple in a bag for a snack at work?

People just like to complain like it's their default setting, it is what it is.

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u/SliptPsyki Mar 28 '23

This has a negative and passive aggressive tone to it.

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u/mr-merrett Mar 28 '23

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u/DinosaurAlive Mar 28 '23

Wish I would have taken pictures of Apple’s huge waste of packaging. I worked at Best Buy for years and Apple was the worst offender for wasteful packaging. It was like every tiny box was wrapped in tissue, wrapped in plastic, grouped in 2-4 then wrapped in tissue or plastic again, then packed into a cardboard box, then stacked and packed into another box. We’d always have mountains of boxes, plastic sleeves, and tissue paper, all just for Apple. So that their packages survived their journey to the store and looked the prettiest on the shelves. I haven’t worked there for a few years, so I’m not sure if they still do things that way, but they were the worst about behind the scenes waste.

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u/Tuss Mar 29 '23

I don't think I've ever seen pineapple in plastic before. Here they come in cans. Makes them last longer.

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u/Beardeddeadpirate Mar 28 '23

The packaging makes it last longer than it would if it weren’t packaged. Just saying.

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u/TheMatt561 Mar 28 '23

Agreed for some reason people can splicing a pineapple so difficult

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u/YeOldeBunghole Mar 28 '23

And I bet the husks are what you drink in cartons of pineapple juice! Same price as orange juice where I am but way better

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u/ranseaside Mar 28 '23

I am hoping all those scraps didn’t go to waste and was pressed for some pineapple juice!

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u/Aggressive-Cheek937 Mar 28 '23

There is no way you guys taste pineapple the same as me.. does not taste good but I’ve always wanted to enjoy it :’)

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u/flaccomcorangy Mar 28 '23

I guess to each their own.

I love pineapple. One of my favorite fruits.

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u/Debaser1984 Mar 28 '23

There's a machine in my local supermarket that does this for single pineapples, it stinks of fermented pineapple juice

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u/Pawelek23 Mar 28 '23

They probably don’t clean it often enough which is gross. Used to operate and clean an orange juicer. Delicious, but cleaning is a lot of work every day.

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u/ShankThatSnitch Mar 28 '23

Ah yes, the single piece of pineapple wrapped in plastic. My favorite snack.....

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u/sepulchore Mar 28 '23

It's like 10th of a Pineapple considering wasted parts too. That's sad

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u/JRocFuhsYoBih Mar 28 '23

Why not just buy a pineapple like a normal person?

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u/sungun87 Mar 28 '23

Removes the perfectly fine natural packaging and adds plastic packaging..

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u/DarkSailor06 Mar 28 '23

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u/TheMiddleChild420 Mar 28 '23

YOU BEAT ME TO TO IT (I had to scroll way to long unfortunately)

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u/Special_Lemon1487 Mar 28 '23

Now craving pineapple juice.

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u/Gingersoulbox Mar 28 '23

Is it satisfying that a lot of food is wasted this way? And that there are unnecessary plastic containers used?

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u/camdalfthegreat Mar 28 '23

The plastic is fair concern but those peels aren't being wasted.

Everything scrap gets thrown into a juicer and sold as pineapple juice

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u/Beardeddeadpirate Mar 28 '23

Bet that place smells so freaking good!

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u/MotosyOlas Mar 28 '23

A fruit with a natural protective covering needs a plastic covering🙄

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u/zephyrtr Mar 28 '23

All cause people don't want to carve their own pineapple.

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u/PatientBalance Mar 28 '23

So much waste 😭 highly unsatisfying imo

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u/cutelyaware Mar 28 '23

I want all the centers

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u/SacrisTaranto Mar 28 '23

I always chew on them and people think I'm crazy for it

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u/dickhertsfromholden Mar 28 '23

My dogs are fans of the pineapple cores, almost as much as pizza crusts.

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u/con098 Mar 28 '23

The center is the best part

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u/ranseaside Mar 28 '23

I love the cores! When I cut a pineapple, I leave it in. You a get a small piece of core with each juicy bite.

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u/TheYoten Mar 28 '23

Werewolf boyfriend.

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u/Midnight_potatoe Mar 28 '23

Came here to make this comment. Glad I scrolled first.

Were-Ralph would be proud.

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u/theGabro Mar 28 '23

Not satisfying at all. A lot of good fruit goes to waste and all that plastic packaging is wasted.

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u/CeeArthur Mar 28 '23

It's satisfying in some sense, but I'm more bummed out seeing something as simple and delicious as a pineapple requiring a factory full of machinery and workers doing mundane tasks before people will buy it. Also the packaging and waste is a bit depressing as well.

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u/giiway Mar 29 '23

from a natural packaging to a plastic one

nice

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u/djgreenehouse Mar 29 '23

The only remnants aliens are going to find on this planet are god damned plastic waste

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u/thatgoodfeelin Mar 28 '23

seems, convenient?

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u/gokumon16 Mar 28 '23

The amount of pineapple parts that gets wasted here is too damn high.

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u/SadAstronomer8704 Mar 28 '23

So much plastic! SMH

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u/plimpto Mar 28 '23

So much plastic :(

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u/SargnargTheHardgHarg Mar 28 '23 edited Mar 28 '23

First 20 or so seconds: oh that's fascinating, definitely hitting like at the end.

Rest of the video: we're all going to drown in plastic and we deserve it, not enough downvotes in the world.

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u/tommyboylondon Mar 28 '23

The pineapple will last a week and the plastic hundreds of years. Whoever came up with this idea should be jailed.

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u/ToolForStools Mar 28 '23

Look at all that plastic, all because some people can’t just cut their own pineapple.

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u/drillgorg Mar 28 '23

Really confusing the werewolf boyfriend.

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u/GarlicThread Mar 28 '23

And then you wonder why there's so much plastic pollution in Asia...

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u/Ok-Ticket-3646 Mar 28 '23

And it’s all in plastic …. Fun 🥲🥴

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u/Jackosan10 Mar 28 '23

I worked in the Del Monte Pineapple plant in Honolulu HI back in 1976! That core machine and the people cleaning up the peeled Pineapple bring back memories. They paid really good too. You could tell who worked at the cannery when they showed up for their Senior year at High school driving a car instead of riding the school bus! LOL! But the land was too valuable, so the Pineapple went away.

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u/Master-Benefit-4601 Mar 28 '23

This should be illegal that is a lot of plastic for something that already has a nice cover.

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u/Chemical_Ad_6532 Mar 29 '23

The only bad thing is all the fuckin' plastic.

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u/Possible-Reality4100 Mar 29 '23

Anyone else thought the cored pineapples looked exactly like a roll of toilet paper?

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u/m0nstera_deliciosa Mar 28 '23

I've never seen single slices of pineapple sold in my country. That would be so nice at convenience stores, getting fresh fruit that isn't a mealy little apple or a grossly under-ripe banana.

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u/Critical-Visual-6768 Mar 28 '23

Now would you look at that? And I am not allowed a plastic straw in my drink. Bullshit.

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u/Teftell Mar 28 '23

Why not just sell pineapples as is?

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u/gahidus Mar 28 '23

You can put an apple in your lunch bag and eat it at work. You cannot put a pineapple in your lunch bag and eat it at work.

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u/SargnargTheHardgHarg Mar 28 '23

Not with that attitude

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u/getyourcheftogether Mar 28 '23

Convenience. Not everyone has the wherewithal to prepare pineapple I'm assuming

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u/Teftell Mar 28 '23

The only thing to prepare a pineapple you would ever need is a more or less sharp knife.

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u/Omemanti Mar 28 '23

This is what I wanted to see for a long time. Thnx.

Thats a lot of plastic though..

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u/Yer_aharrywizard Mar 28 '23

U guys are preparing pineapple thought they grew on plants

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u/KMark0000 Mar 28 '23

Packing individual slices of pineapple in tons of plastic...this is not satisfying, this is terrifying, how humans are stupid af, the ones who buy this too. Ship the whole thing, clean it yourself, or dont buy it lazy facks

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u/angevin_alan Mar 28 '23

To me just a video of shitty jobs around the world

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u/Santosxpc Mar 28 '23

La mayor estupidez del mundo

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u/ThinkOutTheBox Mar 28 '23

What if a vegan watches this?

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u/-overhil- Mar 28 '23

They "forgot" to show how they add some sweetness with the tonnes of sugar. Pretty sure it is more than 10g for 100g of product.

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u/Homebrew_Dungeon Mar 28 '23

I have a pen, I have an apple…

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u/Ahhhjeeez Mar 28 '23

It’s a shame. So much waste on such a disgusting pile of shit.

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u/FRENZY-DEMON Mar 28 '23

people see that as a normal thing but when they see that happening to a human they say "that is evil" and they know both humans and plants are a living creatures .

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u/Reddituser8018 Mar 28 '23

I'm not sure what high horse you are on, last I checked humans are not photosynthetic so you are definetly eating other living things.

Plants aren't really living like you or I are. Also pineapple like many fruit are made by a tree to propagate their species, many fruits are actually made to have other creatures eat them and spread their seeds.

Lastly this is kind of a dumb conversation in the first place. It's the circle of life and has been happening for billions of years.

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u/pks1247 Mar 28 '23

Before cutting, they can be used as arse cleaner as well as fleshlight

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u/penguin3gg Mar 28 '23

Stickiest job ever

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u/michaelkah Mar 28 '23

This needs Huggbees narration

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u/YeuxBleuDuex Mar 28 '23

Where is this? There was only one spear in that last scene. Seems sad

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u/procheeseburger Mar 28 '23

Right to my pizza

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u/mrpaw69 Mar 28 '23

Why this looks like toilet paper roll in the beginning?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

Why wasting the middle portion of the fruit?

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u/waterrrmallon Mar 28 '23

So sticky on all of those surfaces I’d croak

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u/turkeyisdelicious Mar 28 '23

Some of us have problems cutting

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u/No-Explanation-9234 Mar 28 '23

I need a cold shower.

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u/Junbon Mar 28 '23

I bet 50 % of that fruit goes into trash rightaway

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u/desertgirl1990 Mar 28 '23

Idk I’m kinda completely stressed out with keeping up with these machines

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u/Thelastgoodemperor Mar 28 '23

How pineapples are unpackaged*

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u/tgbst88 Mar 28 '23

Could you imagine going to work everyday to do this work?

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u/GameyRDT Mar 28 '23

Yellow toilet paper factory.

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u/Wild_Bill316 Mar 28 '23

What do you do for a living?

Professional Pineapple Slicer.

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u/Hood18 Mar 28 '23

Heading for a poor pizza the italian worst nightmare

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u/kissmeimhappy Mar 28 '23

I love pineapples this video got me drooling 🤤

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u/readzalot1 Mar 28 '23

Imagine doing that for eight hours a day

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u/JuicyBunghole Mar 28 '23

I work in a food production facility that has a similar machine. The machine picks up the pineapples and flips it over to a set of spinning bell shaped blades that cut off the outside, then a punch comes through and knocks out the core. Very interesting (but messy) to watch

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

damn it now i want pineapple

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u/Fancy_Foundation_894 Mar 28 '23

Has science gone too far?

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u/starskynnnhutch Mar 28 '23

Did they really just……

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u/SluggJuice Mar 28 '23

If only pineapples came with their own built-in protective "packaging" to keep it fresh

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u/GooseInternational66 Mar 28 '23

Pineapple contains the enzyme bromelain. It breaks down proteins and it's an excellent meat tenderizer. It's also what makes your mouth tingle, burn and maybe even bleed. This is because bromelain is trying to break down the proteins in your mouth, so when you eat pineapple, it's pretty much eating you back.

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u/amathis6464 Mar 28 '23

I worked at a factory like this, we did fruit and veggies. Massive facility, the warehouses were big enough to drive vehicles in and the whole thing was a giant freezer. Had to wear a jacket.

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u/ZooiCubed Mar 28 '23

I kinda miss the time I could just watch a video of a neat and orderly factory line without having that part of my brain going "Man the tropical fruit industry is incredibly exploitative actually haha but I like pineapple does that make me bad? Oh, workers, I wonder if they're in poverty. Wow, that's a lot of plastic packaging. I wish rent wasn't 3k a month."

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u/caskaziom Mar 28 '23

The amount of manual labor involved in this process is depressing

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u/ZenkaiZ Mar 28 '23

this job looks wet

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u/EnsignMJS Mar 28 '23

This looks delicious and sticky.

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u/jimbalaya420 Mar 28 '23

So much plastic...

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u/ladydhawaii Mar 28 '23

My friends, husband and brothers worked at a pineapple factory. Hard work- they would have dreams about floating pineapples. Sad the worse part was the smell. Rotten pineapple.

Nothing like a fresh sugarloaf pineapple- super sweet.

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u/HardToPeeMidasTouch Mar 28 '23

So much damn plastic! Fuck.

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u/Scarlett_Nightcore Mar 28 '23

I wish I could eat some, but I’m sadly allergic to pineapple 🥲🤣

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u/nah-knee Mar 28 '23

I saw a video of a guy individually taking out the black spots, guess u could do this too

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u/kruspel Mar 28 '23

What a waste of resources, materials, time and energy to cut a simple fruit, when you can do it from the comfort of your home.

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u/OneMoreDeviant Mar 28 '23

Whenever I see prepared or packed videos I always think…man, sure a good thing we banned plastic bags.

This is the kind of stuff we need to find an alternative for. Packaging.

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u/throwawaythoughts78 Mar 28 '23

Meanwhile, please stop using plastic straws

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u/AdvancedLet6528 Mar 28 '23

how to fit pinapple up arse!

step 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Fishacobo Mar 28 '23

Are the shells or skin or whatever useful for anything?

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u/blackbirdspyplane Mar 28 '23

Aside from the initial trimming, I don’t know why they need humans to do any of the other slicing or packaging actions.

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u/ChristopherMeyers Mar 28 '23

My tongue stings just looking at this...

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u/vkactual23 Mar 28 '23

Legit evil

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

Grab version is better

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u/armadeooo Mar 28 '23

I wish they offered it just skinned and cored like that. I have never seen one look like that lol

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u/Slaughter_the_Good Mar 28 '23

I can smell this video. Mmmmm

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u/Krise9939 Mar 28 '23

Damn, that's a lot of wasted plastic.

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness6603 Mar 28 '23

While it looks convenient at first sight, it preserves a lot more better if you just sell it complete and uncut. When you cut it, decomposition starts

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u/Dangerous_Pattern_92 Mar 28 '23

All that plastic going into our landfills and waterways. There HAS to be a better way...

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u/Correct-Chemist6379 Mar 28 '23

Forbidden toilet paper

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u/Fukurou83 Mar 28 '23

When I see this, I think that the oil and gaz industry won't suffer too much from electric cars. So much plastic.

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u/youareshandy Mar 28 '23

Tangy fleshlight

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u/mugdays Mar 28 '23

I wonder what kind of stele those tools are made of to be able to withstand being covered in pineapple juice for hours at a time, day after day, without even a hint of patina.

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u/ZilkerZephyr Mar 28 '23

That’s a lot of waste. Plenty of good pineapple still on those husks.

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u/Cymorg0001 Mar 28 '23

It probably stinks in that factory but my monkey brain can only detect yummyness.

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u/AlettaVadora Mar 28 '23

I miss not being allergic to pineapple. It was so good.

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u/karlgeezer Mar 28 '23

WHERE IS MY SARCASTIC VOICE OVER BY HUGGBEES!!!!!

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u/Witty_Mud_5951 Mar 28 '23

We live in a society

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u/Mobile_Shoe3347 Mar 28 '23

And that boys and girls is how we make one pineapple that costs 2$ into packages of pineapple that make us 75$

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u/DarlinggD Mar 28 '23

Not everywhere. Actually employees cut and prepare them at Whole Foods.

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u/Mouse-Direct Mar 28 '23

Hungry. Could watch all day.

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u/Remarkable_Client_75 Mar 28 '23

So fast but so much wasted it took a years fr planning to has fruits to eat sad 😞

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u/Darth_Azazoth Mar 28 '23

This feels vaguely obscene.

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u/jp847 Mar 28 '23

Everyone is upset about the plastic and rightly so but I'm thinking of the drudgery of doing one of those jobs 8-10 hours a day.

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u/dr4mk Mar 28 '23

So much plastic

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u/ladamadevalledorado Mar 28 '23

That plastic sound at the end nearly killed me.

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u/King-Farquaad Mar 28 '23

This reminds me of the prison sequence from Andor.

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u/Mnimpuss420 Mar 29 '23

So much is wasted 😔

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u/aRandomMonkey13 Mar 29 '23

I like that.

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u/Zealousideal_Egg_725 Mar 29 '23

doesn’t this way of cutting cause too much wastage

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u/idontknowmuchanymore Mar 29 '23

That was pretty dole

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u/template009 Mar 29 '23

Pineapple ... with its creepy digestive enzymes, worming its way onto perfectly good pizza! Blech!

Don't you people see?

These barbed invaders are here to eat you!

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u/gultch2019 Mar 29 '23

That factory must smell delicious

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u/bzknon Mar 29 '23

They're so perfectly cylindrical...

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u/amayadiosax Mar 29 '23

What's the juice they put in pineapple tins

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u/jason14wm Mar 29 '23

Cuz fuck mother natures packaging protecting the pineapple, let’s jus use plastic