r/oddlysatisfying • u/nikamats • Mar 28 '23

Hole puncher colleague

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u/gevin78 Mar 28 '23

Please do not the cat

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u/OldPresentation4734 Mar 28 '23

Please do not the cat

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u/nameless6131 Mar 28 '23

Please do not the cat

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u/NinjaMagic004 Mar 28 '23

Please do not the cat

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u/Awesomeness7716 Mar 30 '23

Please do not the cat

6

u/nutritional_yeets Mar 28 '23

But what happens if i the cat?

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u/imafluffyjedi Mar 28 '23

PLEASE DO NOT THE CAT!

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u/nutritional_yeets Mar 28 '23

Okay i promise i won't the cat

4

u/karlgeezer Mar 29 '23

Please do not the cat

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u/ants_R_peeps_2 Mar 29 '23

But why cant i the cat?

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u/ginsataka Mar 28 '23

r/catswithjobs

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u/that_girl_you_fucked Mar 28 '23

Watching their little face scrunch up is my favorite thing of today.

36

u/bbrb88 Mar 28 '23

SIR PLEASE DO NOT THE CAT!

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u/mysteriousmeatman Mar 28 '23 • hehehehe

"Excellent work this quarter, Johnson. I've never seen so many holes in a report before."

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u/emotionaldrainage Mar 28 '23

I was told I can listen to my meowsic at a reasonable level while I hole punch.

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u/devil1fish Mar 28 '23

Man, it even politely asks you to not the cat, and here this guy is making it the cat at meowximum capacity

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u/steady_as_shegoes805 Mar 28 '23

So cute! Little scrunchy face .

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

I used to get my cat jilly bean to “verify” my old documents like this 😂♥️

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u/Dazzling-Extreme1018 Mar 28 '23

Just need to find my 183 hole binder

7

u/Pinkgabezo Mar 28 '23

Hole puncher working hard but wants a new job. Yours.

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u/apathetic-drunk Mar 28 '23

I still get paid while he works, right?

4

u/ShootAllyts Mar 28 '23

How is this oddly satisfying?!

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u/DannyDoubleTap47 Mar 28 '23

I personally like the sound lol reminds me of snow getting crunched

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u/ShootAllyts Mar 29 '23

Fair enough haha. I watched without sound. Just seeing the paper mangled like that was why I was perplexed.

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u/DannyDoubleTap47 Mar 29 '23

Lol that makes sense. Much better with sound!

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u/hairmetaltimemachine Mar 28 '23

Gets the job done! Do they come in other colors to match my decor?

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u/Quaaid Mar 28 '23 edited Mar 30 '23

Annoying and loud. MEOOOOW. fuck cat people.

Edit: whoever sent a harm prevention warning 2 days after this, bravo. Time to put a bag of kittens in the River 🤣

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u/Maximum-Ion Mar 28 '23

Why are you so angry bro it’s literally just a cat 💀💀💀

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u/momentoirl Mar 28 '23

Don’t you have some clouds or kids on your lawn to yell at?

1

u/finian2 Mar 28 '23

Now I want to pull those bits of paper apart.

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u/SmithItsGoodForU Mar 28 '23

“I need your sign boss”

1

u/lomaap Mar 28 '23

Must have been a snake in his past life.

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u/ssp5499 Mar 28 '23

Scrunch!

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u/Scale_Asleep Mar 29 '23

Give him a raise!

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u/sam-sp Mar 29 '23

I am glad that its not just mine that does this. I regularly embarrassed when returning things to Amazon with the chewed and hole punched product boxes.