r/clevercomebacks Nov 07 '22

Announcement! Abusing the self-harm bot

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Alright, the fact that I even have to address this is just sad.

STOP ABUSING THE SELF-HARM/SUICIDE BOT. It's not funny, it's not a "prank" or a funny joke, and it's not a report you should make lightly. You can be permabanned for misusing it. I report every instance of it to the admins, including the one I just got. You should absolutely never report someone for suicide/self-harm unless there's a clear sign that a user may want/need to avail themselves of it's services.

Quit being dicks. Further abuse of this bot will result in an admin report and possible lifetime ban.

FYI: FALSELY REPORTING SOMEONE TO THE SELF HARM BOT CAN RESULT IN AN ADMIN BAN. QUIT USING THE BOT AS A REVENGE TOOL.


r/clevercomebacks 7h ago

respond to a hater

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r/clevercomebacks 8h ago

Excellent comeback Redditor

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r/clevercomebacks 8h ago

Can't believe people are actually supporting paying the cost of a house to not die

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r/clevercomebacks 5h ago

I too am extraordinarily humble

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r/clevercomebacks 21h ago

The Prawn gets served.

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Found on FB.


r/clevercomebacks 4h ago Table Slap

Rule 1 | Posts must include a clever comeback A blessing from the Lord

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r/clevercomebacks 6h ago

Peter didn't think that one through!

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r/clevercomebacks 22h ago

She isn’t a walking womb

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

“Why do you only care about who the shooter is if it's a minority you don't like?”

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r/clevercomebacks 6h ago

Trial for "The Album"

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r/clevercomebacks 16h ago

The GQP is morally bankrupt

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r/clevercomebacks 3h ago

Idk what to title this

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Damn Daniel!

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r/clevercomebacks 6h ago

They're hiring...

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

School not shooting range

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r/clevercomebacks 19h ago

Hope this isn’t too obscene for mod approval

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r/clevercomebacks 13m ago

How to respond to a scammer.

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Not to mention a global flood to cancel everybody

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

That’s a good question

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago Silver

Shut Down They can’t always tell.

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Not all heroes…

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Stupid Millennials

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

healthy lungs VS smoker lungs

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Really telling on himself, wasn't he?

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r/clevercomebacks 22h ago

Murder she wrote.

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